I would get every flavor of Smirnoff Ice, and create the definitive flavor ranking, both as a tribute to the girl I had been, and as a resource for those who want to know which drinks that taste like Jolly Ranchers are the best drinks that taste like Jolly Ranchers.
Hey, I'm an adult, I know how to handle my booze and sugar responsibly now. And they couldn't possibly be as bad or as good as I remembered them being. What could go wrong? There are allegedly 15 different flavors of Smirnoff Ice , but I had a hard time finding almost any of them in my neighborhood, which I would like to note is chock full of resources for very serious drinkers. Initially, I went to three different liquor stores two of which were, mysteriously, playing Katy Perry's "Roar" and left empty-handed, before hitting five different delis, and finally coming upon a spot that stocked a mere seven of the flavors.
I swept the seven bottles up, tried to ignore the visible pity of the guy who sold them to me, and hit three other delis on my way home, none of which offered up such exotic Smirnoff Ices as "Triple Black" and "Cranberry Lime Splash.
I returned home, and laid all the Smirnoffs out before me. It was like bros icing bros , only I was the bro icing and the bro being iced. I am the bro and the bro is me. It's like a loop. It looks disgusting," said my boyfriend, who had clearly never attended an after party for a high school production of Guys and Dolls. I plan to taste these all in a row, by taking a single sip, swishing it around in my mouth, and then spitting it out, like people do at a fancy wine tasting.
Truly, is there any reaction more befitting of the ice? Waft : I couldn't smell this at all, which made the taste all the more disturbing a surprise. Flavor Notes : When we eat a food allegedly flavored to taste like a second, different food, even though we know that that second food has never been anywhere near the first food, it brings up a lot of confusing questions.
Sometimes things get way existential. That's what happened with Green Apple Smirnoff Ice, which, after several sips, caused me to wonder if I had ever actually tasted an apple in my life.
I mean, I ate an apple an hour before drinking this beverage, but the taste of Green Apple Smirnoff Ice made me question everything I knew about how apples taste, and apples, and taste in general, and also, maybe, the nature of reality. After about 10 sips, I still couldn't describe the drink. Did it taste like an apple peel reconstructed by a 3-D printer? Or like it had been created by someone who had never eaten an apple, but had someone else describe what an apple tasted like to them?
Sign Up. This list will help you figure out the best Smirnoff Ice flavors for your party. Discover the most popular Flavored Smirnoff Ice. Recent Smirnoff Ice Flavors ratings and reviews from users around the world. Smirnoff Ice Original. Meet the premium flavored malt beverage that started it all. With its crisp taste and bubbly finish, Smirnoff Ice Original features natural lemon lime flavor.
Lightly carbonated, Smirnoff Ice has a delicious citrus bite, along with a refreshing effervescence. Enjoy chilled and drink responsibly. Smirnoff Ice Original has a 4. Smirnoff Ice is made like traditional beers with malt. One of the most popular malt beverages in the nation, Smirnoff Ice has been a staple of get-togethers and parties since If you want to give your beverage a twist, try turning it into a shandy by mixing equal parts Smirnoff Ice with a Blonde lager.
Add a squeeze of lemon, and if you're really feeling fancy, top it off with some lemon zest. You've got yourself the ideal drink for chilling by the pool or sipping on game day.
Smirnoff Ice Screwdriver. Keep things fun with the classic taste of Smirnoff Ice Signature Screwdriver. With its crisp taste and bubbly finish, Smirnoff Ice Signature Screwdriver features natural orange flavor. Lightly carbonated, this drink has the classic flavor of a screwdriver with a tart and tangy citrus kick. Smirnoff Ice Signature Screwdriver has a 5. Smirnoff Ice Green Apple.
Smirnoff Ice Green Apple is perfect for parties or just casual evenings with friends. With its crisp taste and bubbly finish, Smirnoff Ice Green Apple features natural apple flavor. Lightly carbonated, this drink is not too sweet, not too tart and is packed with crisp apple flavors. Smirnoff Ice Green Apple has a 4. Smirnoff Ice Watermelon Mimosa. Smirnoff Ice juicy watermelon flavor with prosecco notes. Smirnoff Ice Raspberry. Juicy red raspberry flavor complemented by a dry, crisp finish.
A Smirnoff spokesperson tells Bustle that the brand is "about having fun," and these cans were created in that spirit. Instead of being "bummed upon seeing a 'No Glass' sign at your favorite summer shindig," you can proceed with your fun thanks to the can. Think of it as the grown up version of the popsicle variety pack. By the looks of it, I'm forecasting that summer is going to be cooler because of cans.
It seems like everything you could ever want to quench your thirst is now available in this form. Cape Line Sparkling Cocktails from MillerCoors debuted three new alcoholic beverages that are conveniently canned. Hard Strawberry Lemonade, Margarita, and Blackberry Mojito will help spike your summer cooler with classic cocktails so you can avoid the long line at the beach bar.
There are plenty of other beverages to stock your fridge with before Memorial Day Weekend. And it's not limited to just beer anymore, clearly.
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